Severance-Inspired Coir Doormat – "Welcome (or Not)"

Step into (or out of) your personal Lumon experience with this Severance-themed coir doormat! Whether you’re clocking in for work or leaving the office behind, this durable and stylish doormat is the perfect way to welcome—or ominously warn—your guests.

Crafted from natural coir fibers with a sturdy PVC backing, this doormat features a bold design inspired by the eerie, corporate world of Severance. Choose from thematic phrases like "Macrodata refinement," "Welcome to Lumon," or "Innie or Outie?" to set the perfect dystopian tone for your entryway.

Features:
✔ Premium Coir Material – Tough bristles scrape dirt and debris off shoes while staying eco-friendly.
✔ Slip-Resistant Backing – Keeps the mat securely in place, whether in an office, home, or breakroom.
✔ UV & Weather-Resistant – Designed to withstand indoor and outdoor conditions.
✔ The Perfect Gift for Severance Fans – A must-have for any admirer of the hit show’s unsettling corporate aesthetic.

Whether you’re an Innie or an Outie, this mat ensures that every entrance (or exit) is just the right amount of ominous. Your work-life balance starts at the door.